Porn For Women
My sister sent me these and I had to share. It’s a dream, I know, but still…. WC
says it all, yes?
me, never have to take out garbage again?
oh, he looks so good in those gloves and blue really is his color.
see, it can be done.
a nurturing father.
have to love a man who wants to buy you shoes.
trading football for shopping? is this guy for real?
polite and willing to ask for directions? wow.
July 17, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Oh, i got a kick out of this!
i would love for you to forward that email to me, if it’s possible. But you know what, watching my husband playing with the children at the park or playing a board game with them makes him look so sexy to me.
Hey Christine,
I emailed it to you - hope you got it.
Yes, seeing the nurturing side of your guy is extremely sexy, isn’t it?
WC
July 17, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Oh yeah. I’m ordering up a dozen copies of this book. If guys only knew…
Hey OB -
The heck with the book, I want the guy.
WC
July 17, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Parden me while I go and change my panties.
Otay, I’m sure I can find the pic of the laundry man - let me check…
WC
July 17, 2007 at 8:55 pm
If 0nly the toilet seat guy was actually CLEANING the toilet. Sigh!
Baby steps, Simonne…baby steps…
WC
July 17, 2007 at 9:08 pm
OKAY, the gauntlet has been tossed and I am going to pick it up.
Women beotch about men leaving the seat up, what is so hard about a woman checking before they sit and put the seat down?
Cripes, we don’t get any recognition when we lift the lid to…. well you know. But damned if we don’t catch hell if we leave the lid up. AND THEN if we don’t lift the lid to … well you know, we catch hell for that.
Oh and it is not because men can’t aim that thing and not get the seat wet. Have you ever considered that the water splashes in the terlit from the stream?
Sheesh.
And I will have you know that I run things around my house.
1. The vacuum cleaner
2. The dishwasher
3. The washer
4. The dryer.
AND along with a Commercial Drivers License with all endorsements, my DL has motorcycle, broom and mop on there too.
You have ghasted my flabber with this blatant objectification of men.
I think all wives should be happy that their husband and/or boy friend no longer finds it funny to pull the covers over their head when they expel flatus.
OOPS Gotta go Mrs. Squawk just leaned over and read this tirade, too late to delete.
INCOMING !!!!
owwww dang ashtrays hurt upside my head.
Aw Squawky, I was just having some fun. You know we love you guys - Sorry about those ashtrays - yikes, Mrs. Squawky means business, eh?
WC
July 17, 2007 at 9:55 pm
That’s funny =). What a guy!
thanks WC for sharing to us ;p
Uh huh - and so cute too. Yummy.
WC
July 17, 2007 at 10:49 pm
I forgot we still had men. OH! arn’t I naughty saying that. Hehe!!. J/K. Thanks for the pictures of the Men. Have you got some pictures of ladies at work. :).
Di
Hey Di,
Pretty much all pictures of women are of them working - well mostly - well…nope I don’t have those pictures.
WC
July 18, 2007 at 3:22 am
Wow, women really do like gay men.
Yes, we do. What’s your point?
WC
July 18, 2007 at 4:54 am
i have one that can crack it for 7 of the 8 already…truth!
but then neither of us would give up footy for shopping
You lucked out. Truth.
WC
July 18, 2007 at 7:13 am
Hey, I can do all that - without the muscles. Although I’ve never got the gist of the vibrations from the cleaner.
Hey Anthony,
No one is saying that men can’t….
WC
July 18, 2007 at 10:28 am
Thanks, Chica.
i’m sure they’ll enjoy it.
Hope so.
WC
July 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
Hi WC,
I did not realize that I was a sex symbol! Cool! Oh, just to push you over that tingly edge, not only do I keep house, I’m also a most accomplished cook. Smell the cheesecake baby
the Grit
Hey Grit,
Can you hear the oooohs and aaaaahhhs in the background? We’re all atwitter out here.
WC
July 18, 2007 at 5:30 pm
i am about to have twin baby girls.. am i correct in thinking that this will make me irrisistable to women as i walk them around the park? (crosses fingers)
Are you kidding? That is a total chick magnet.
WC
July 19, 2007 at 2:53 pm
holy shit! i’ll take two!
Ain’t that the truth?
WC
July 20, 2007 at 2:36 am
Email. Please.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Must send copy to Husband.
Hey MS,
I’ll dig it out of the trash and forward to you later today. Is very funny, yes?
WC
Update: I tried emailing it to you but I got a ‘can’t deliver’ message. Have another email I can send it to?
July 20, 2007 at 5:45 am
These are great. Have you seen the anti aging cream porn? It’s really good too. Let me know if you want a link.
I just checked it on your site - inspiring, to say the least.
WC
July 20, 2007 at 5:55 am
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Hey CB,
Thanks for the link.
WC
July 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
Wow…why haven’t I ever been to your blog before??
This was……this is….well, as soon as my heart stops pounding, my toes unfurl, and those little aftershocks stop…I’ll be able to come up with an adjective suitable for the level of ecstacy I experienced
Hi Grace,
I think I saw you over at OB’s or maybe it was Roobs’ place. Welcome!
I’m glad you got a kick out of this - it seems most of we ladies did.
WC
July 21, 2007 at 6:52 am
Did I just smoke a big doobie or is this post a figment of my imagination?
And the guy with the blue gloves?
That’s just plain icky
:0)
~m
Wow - see that’s the diff between men and women - I think the guy looks sexy in those blue gloves. Now, be honest, if it was a topless buff woman in those gloves you’d feel differently, wouldn’t you?
WC
July 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm
LOL,
Me I can clean,= lazy. Do it alot= happy wife.
never leave the toilet seat up never, who would want to knowing everytime it is flushed water sprays the intire bathroom.
I love doing the cooking the shopping the bathroom cleaning the desert making the car repairs house repairs hey if it makes Ruby happy im doin it as often as possible
Now i just gotta get the mad muscles back in shape lol.
Think i will get me some of them blue gloves they are kinda stylish.
Well just had to see what WC was up to and how bad she was taken advantage of us guys lol.
Thanks for the laugh.
aaron
Hey Aaron,
Thanks for stopping by and giving me a laugh.
WC
July 23, 2007 at 11:17 am
This one does all that…
and cooks…
tasty dishes…
one handed…
while on the phone…
With his girlfriend. Sorry ladies, I’m sure you’re nice and you’d really appreciate me, but I’m taken. And happily might I add.
Well, I for one am always happy to learn of a good and happy relationship, so congrats! And since you do all these things then I guess you know why we’d view it as porn?
WC
August 9, 2007 at 9:42 am
Very funny! I’d be worried about the “shoe shopping” guy, though
LOL - you know that’s funny cuz I got a little icky feeling when I read that too.
WC
December 13, 2007 at 11:48 pm
so basically it’s just pics of gay guys?
Ding, ding, ding - you win! Exactly.
WC