The Reason For My Fat Ass
Phew, I have to tell you I am relieved. Apparently, my fat ass is not my fault at all. I must have just been near someone when they sneezed their obesity germs around. Now, I just have to find some really boney-assed chick and hang out with her until she sneezes. 
WC
July 28, 2007 at 5:20 am
Hurry, go get the black pepper . . .
~m
LOL - so my fat ass is scaring you too?
WC
July 28, 2007 at 7:02 am
Um, you sure it works the other way?
Simonne darling,
I’m not sure of a damn thing but it’s worth a shot. Which reminds me…you’re skinny aren’t you? Would you just be a friend and sneeze on me - like several times? In fact, if you ever get a head cold, please let me know and I’ll fly right over.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 7:21 am
makes sense…if it works one way then it must work the other hey?
It could happen.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 9:29 am
Having a fat ass is A-okay.
Well that’s good, cuz I got one.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 10:05 am
Yeah, Red’s right. Come on over to our fat ass club. Embrace your fat assedness!
No, seriously, Simonne get your skinny ass over here and sneeze on me too.
Hey maybe we can have a meeting of the fat ass club and invite Simonne over for a ’sneezing’ motivational speech? Sound good?
WC
July 28, 2007 at 11:10 am
If you’re a Ms. Fat Booty like me, you should embrace it. That’s you and you are beautiful women, women!
i know you were being facetious, Chica. i just wanted to use this post to say that thin or fat, hard or soft, all of us are lovely.
LOL Chica, I’m not sure I can do anything but embrace it. It follows me everywhere I go.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 11:47 am
So, do you think other things are contagious than, too? Maybe rather than using hair dye, it’s just a matter of getting sneezed on.
Wouldn’t that’d be weird if people would fluctuate at a moment’s notice based on who happened to have a cold that day? Everyone would have to wear nametags so we could recognize our friends.
~Kelsey
I dunno, but it sounds like an interesting premise for a story.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Hmmm. I wonder if it’d work on my muffin-tops.
It’s worth a try.
WC
July 28, 2007 at 11:03 pm
It’s gotta be better than a bony ass Annie. It can hurt iffen you don’t have any meat on the bottom.
Hugs, peace, love and understanding!~
Hey Roobs,
Besides you can always get a cushion right? 
You may be right but I’ve never had a bony ass in my life - and I’d like to know what it’s like.
WC
July 29, 2007 at 8:35 am
That was funny, thanks for the giggle. I can def relate. I think a good hand full of women can relate.
As I passed one of my co workers the other day, I had a cookie in my mouth, and she said, “Hey why is your booty getting bigger?”
Did she not see that big’ ol choco chip cookie in my face…. I know I put on a few, I don’t need to be reminded.
Have a great day!
Hey Lucid,
Maybe she’d want a cookie too then, though.
You could asked her, “Hey why do you ask such dumb questions?”
WC
July 29, 2007 at 10:26 am
Maybe I missed the boat somewhere, but did someone actually come out with this as a scientific claim? I’ve been out of the net for a few weeks, so may have missed this recent nugget.
Hey Ham,
To be honest, I’m not really sure - but I suspect it is just making fun of the silly claims that ’studies’ seem to be making these days. However, if I hear about such a study, I’ll post a link as an update.
Overall, this was just for laughs.
WC
July 30, 2007 at 1:51 am
Annie, you’re hilarious! I’m not skinny… oh shoot, yes, ok , I guess I am skinny. Just had a cold too! Will let you know when I get another one honey!
No worries, honey. Just mail me a sneeze or two and I’ll distribute the skinny germs as needed.
WC
July 30, 2007 at 11:09 pm
This was funny! Totally changed my idea and (futile) attempts of looking for a friend fatter than myself to sit next to at the beach so that I could be the skinny girl.. LOL
October 28, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I don’t know about bony arses. BUT!! I know about sneezes. A group of us girls used to not want to go to school at times. We would sit and chat in the local bus station toilets all day. We came up with a really good game. We would roll really thin pieces of tissue ( like a thin straw ) and stick them up our noses,roll them around and sneeze. The compition was, who could do the most sneezes. HA!! My best is 13.
I have to say. There were loads of bony and fat arses in that group of girls. Umm!!! I wonder if that’s why my bum over the years had gone from……
Biteable to Bony.
I’m laughing my big fat arse off here, YAY!!!!I’m even gonna bite it in a minuite if I can get to it. hehe!!!
OMG!! In fact….I wanna roll tissue up ,roll it around up my nose and sneeze. Right I’m gonna do it. I’ll do this for you Annie.My bottom is not to bad at the moment, I quite like it. SO….I’ll be back to let you know how many sneezes I managed and I’ll cyber send them to you. How does that grab ya!! Ha!!
Oh Di,
You really do make me laugh - you big nut.
WC
October 29, 2007 at 1:41 am
Right…. I got Jack to school and the tissues out. I managed 7. My eye’s watered so much.
. Anyway…They were quite big sneezes, I don’t know how that will stand with the size of the bum I’m cyber sending you. I think the kinda bum that came out is peachy and spankable, Hehe!!
Smiles and Spanks
Hehe!!! Diane.
Okay Sneezy, you keep at it and report your findings here.
WC