Maxine is my Hero
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.
(H.T. to my sister, Kat. WC)
December 29, 2007 at 1:31 am
LOL i wouldnt either
That is no way to live life too me.That is like being there but,not really there If you know what I mean…..Funny sister you have but, I wouldn;’t mess with a woman’s alcohol if i were her 
i am just wondering what even brought up that conversation?
Hey Kaylee - now, I’m just checking honey, but you know this is actually just a joke, right? My sister is too far away to unplug my computer or steal my wine.
But she did send me the joke.
WC
December 29, 2007 at 3:40 am
great minds think alike…i just posted another maxine yesterday…she’s great isn’t she? comes out with some of the best things you’ll hear in your life!
She really does - when I’m old and cantankerous I want to be just like her.
A
December 29, 2007 at 6:24 am
Don’t you mean “Bushmill’s”?
~m
It’s a thought -
A
December 29, 2007 at 6:25 am
Nix that last comment.
Your new template made me think I was somewhere else. (honest to God)
More java . . .
~m
LOL - I often have that affect on people - make them think they are someone else. Must be my evil sorcheress spells.
A
December 29, 2007 at 10:18 am
Yes, a sassy old curmudgeon is the best role model I can think of, too.
You betcha.
WC
December 29, 2007 at 1:05 pm
This is too funny! My first thought was, I’m glad I have a laptop so someone can’t just turn off the power. But I think maybe I missed the point.
Love the new theme, WC. And the snow! Almost makes me want a white Christmas rather than a beach one.
LOL CJ, my first thought was that I was glad my sister lives too far away to take my computer from me.
WC
December 29, 2007 at 1:16 pm
OMG Annie - are you and I the same person? I LOVE Maxine and that is why I have a plant named after her dog - Floyd. LOL. That was a great joke too. And I so want to be here when I grow old, I mean up.
Well Teens, I didnt’ want to break it to you in such a public way but yeah…we are the same person - that could explain why our clothes seem so weird sometimes.
A
December 29, 2007 at 2:54 pm
hell, i’m alreaady old and cantankerous! gotta get some wit happening i think…
Oh, you’ve plenty of wit - quit yer bitchin’
A
December 29, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Oh yeah I know that I am not that dumb
Sorry hon - maybe I read your response wrong.
WC
December 29, 2007 at 5:28 pm
This is great. I love the new site.
Hope you had a great holiday.
Hey Kim,
Hope you had a great Christmas. Well, really it’s the same ol’ site, just a little redecorating.
WC
December 29, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Have to say, Maxine always has a point.
.
Good thing I rarely can identify
Sorry am in a rush, have to get back to my blog and my glass of red wine!
Red wine and blogging - now that’s what I call a good time.
A
December 30, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I better not let my Mr. Man see this or I’ll find myself blog deprived and wineless! Well blog deprived anyhow, he likes me on wine! Ooops, maybe that was too much info……
LOL - yeah that mighta been a little too much info - but I’ll keep it under my hat, otay?
A
December 30, 2007 at 11:56 pm
OMG, where’d you get that picture of me!? And BTW, I think your sister must have met my two sisters.
Well, we must be astral twins or something - yes, and let’s hide together from the wicked sisters, eh?
WC
January 2, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Oh yes, I love Maxine!
Don’t we all?
WC