We all worry in our lives about the big stuff and the small stuff. But some of us worry a whole lot more than the rest of us. Those people are the worry-warts among us. If you see yourself in any of the following, contact wwa (worry-warts-anonymous) post haste.
You might be a worry-wart if…
You have to go back in the house three times to make sure you turned off the coffee machine and the iron (even though you haven’t ironed anything in a decade).
You have to kill a spider just because he is crawling up the wall.
You can’t rest until you determine what the source of that smell is and where exactly is it coming from.
Your car makes a funny sound and you pull over to call Triple A.
Every morning you walk into work and think “Today, they are going to fire me.”
You buy health insurance just in case.
Wonder why the guy across the Denny’s dining room is looking at you like that.
You become convinced that one of your boobs is getting smaller because only one of the cups of your bra is saggy.
You spend an hour examining your gums in a magnified mirror.
On a blind date you have more attention on how fat your ass looks in the outfit you chose, than the fancy restaurant you’re in.
You’re afraid to look at your mail because you might have forgotten to pay a tax bill.
You wonder what dentures feel like.
You follow a skateboarder home to tell his mother he was playing in the street.
You go to the emergency room when you have gas.
You practice your reasons for leaving your last position before a job interview.
You think the guy tailgating you is really an undercover cop.
A fire engine roars by and you wonder if it has anything to do with the cigarette you just threw out the window.
You pull into the 7-11 when there is a cop behind you, even though you don’t want to buy anything.
You consider deleting your blog any time you get less than 3 comments on a post.
You’re concerned that Pluto will retaliate for having been kicked out of the solar system.
Feel free to add to the list.