Impotent dictator, despot and thug apparent,Hugo Chavez , announced at the UN yesterday that he is stepping down in order to act as Noarm Chompsky’s literary agent. Chavez hawked the volume (pictured above)for a good twenty minutes and read from several provocative passages.
The UN members in chamber during the speech, other impotent despots of backward countries, were quite receptive to the live infomercial and found Unkie Hugo witty and applause-worthy. Especially when he covered for letting go of a huge fart by blaming a previous speaker, whom he belived to have left the chamber. I guess he forgot it was being televised.
After the speech, he autographed pictures of he and gal-pal Fidel Castro, in an embrace. As well as pictures of he and his new gal-pal Imajihad – holding hands.
Immediately following the autographs, he attended a cocktail party hosted by Babs Streisand and her wife James Brolin. Roitor’s has provided (photo-shopped) pictures of Hugo boogying the night away with Madonna, Jennifer Aniston, Rosie O’Donnel, Alex Baldwin, Bill Clinton and the Dixie Chicks.
Rumors that Chavez has offered Danny Glover his own movie studio in a quaint jungle setting could not be confirmed. But others who attended the party said they were witness to a certain ‘chemistry’ between the two men. Harry Belaphoney obviously slighted by the move, sulked in the corner most of the evening.
While no official announcement has been made about Chavez’s successor as impotant dictator and despot…I mean President…insiders believe Sean Penn is on the fast-track.
Stay-tuned for further developments.
Note: misspellings, and sarcasm intended
Update: for those of you interested in how this great humanitarian takes care of his own people go here