Okay, I’ve been a blogging for a few months now and so I thought it was time to take stock of why or how people end up at this blog. I’ve compiled a list of search terms from this week and listed them by category and frequency.
So, the number one reason people come to my blog is for shit. Stupid shit, funny shit, cool shit – doesn’t matter, shit is shit, right?
STUPID PEOPLE DOING STUPID SHIT
stupid shit to do
utterly stupid shit
cool shit jokes
really cool shit
stupid and cool jokes
really random stupid jokes
shit on my shoe jokes
coolest shit on the internet
different days the same shit
Number two reason is apparently inspiration that is somehow connected to death. Now there must be something about all that stupid and funny shit going on here that inspires people – or some of my stuff is so depressing that only really depressed people looking for inspiration come here.
“inspirational words” “death”
inspirational words on the death of child
inspirational words of death
inspirational words death of child
inspirational words for a death in the family
inspiring words for family
how does family feels about death of loved one
Number three reason, appears to be famous people or quotes of famous people.
Helen Keller amazes me because
hemingway motivation passages
movie about a writer man’s life
mac davis songs lyrics bug
mac davis photos january 2007
hard to be humble when you are
Number four reason is current events. At last someone is actually interested in my opinion of life and the world around us and politics! Yippee!
current events on race/religion
burn in hell saddam
support the troops my watch tonight
who is the miss america of 2007 prediction
predictions botox anyone 2007
picking your presidential candidate 2007
candidate platforms for election 2008
Number five reason is American Idol. And why not?
taylor hicks meet and greet
taylor hicks favorite saying
american idol seattle popeyed man
dancing queen cover american idol
who is going to be the 2008 american idol
Number six reason is fashion advice. Cool!
how to sit in a skirt
what to wear if you have chicken legs
Why does santa wear Red
global warming underwear on line
Number seven is for our heroes the firefighters – God Bless em.
the words to a firemans pray
firemen and angels
firefighter teamwork sayings
Onto reason number eight which is the search for the drama queen. Well yeah, they’ll definitely find some of that here.
drama queen phrases
belly dance drama queen
drama queen blahs
women dramatic scenes
Reason number nine is food and drink – and really what party would be complete without it?
what to use soup bones in
Julia Childs turkey
Number ten – living for the moment – heavy thinking mind provoking stuff. Yeah, you’ll notice first it’s the shit then it’s thinking stuff.
“live for the moment” chinese symbols
live for the moment pattern
live for the moment or plan for the future
Number eleven is the stuff I guess that appeals to the bipolar in all of us.
okay to talk to yourself outloud
I talk to myself out loud
people who make up stories and hold conversations
Number twelve the stuff that appeals to the evil creature in all of us – as relates to work of course.
tricks to pull on coworkers
birthday letters for clients
Number thirteen is those who seek dating advice or commiseration.
when a guy asks you to sleep with him
bad date monologue
Number fourteen is taken up by the worriers amongs us.
are you a worry wart?
you are a worry wart
Number fifteen seems to be looking for me personally or advice on hair, not sure.
what happened to Bad Hair Day blogger?
cartoon woman with bad hair day
Number sixteen is clearly a mistake.
good wishes thought
good wishes sayings
Number seventeen, I really don’t have a clue about this one – unless it has something to do with reader feedback or I’ve been writing posts in my sleep again.
hysterical mommy stories
“mommy and daddy wrestling”
Number eighteen proves just how sad we all are – to actually search for nothing…wow
No nothing, nada, zilch, zip
Number nineteen is the ever popular fat ass syndrome. This particular search item has fallen in popularity it was once quite high on the list. I’m sure it will come back in style as bathing suit season approaches.
you know you’re a fatass when
is my 11 yr old fat
Number twenty apparently is an attempt to steal the pictures that I probably stole to post on a blog.
humorous pictures head exploding
the witches prosthetics photos
Number twenty one a search for answers to the weather.
why can’t the sky be red instead of blue
And finally, number twenty two which is all the other shit that people used to find my blog.
mold on a funny bone
embarrass funny mate
barney more than hugs lyrics funny
different words for ha ha and ho ho
funning sayings about computers
top ten things you can do with ice
wordPress crit group
poems with made-up words
writers of the show Friends
So i guess in summary, one can only conclude that for the most part people look for my blog when they are looking for shit.
6 thoughts on “What Are People Looking For?”
OMG that’s one heck of a list! Are you scared? Because if I had a list like that, I would be….hehehehehe
Scared? I dunno…a little amazed but maybe I shouldn’t be. Though if you couple the list with all the lovely spam I get daily it could get a little scary. I just got a spam asking me if I’d like to know all about chainsaws. Cute, eh? LOL.
I like “mold on a funny bone” … hello? WHY did someone search for THAT? lol Too funny.
Yes, now were they talking about making a mold of the funny bone or were they talking about green slimey stuff growing on one’s elbow? Hard to say. LOL.
After reading your “shitty” post (pardon the pun!), I checked my own WordPress blog stats … and discovered that the vast majority of my search referrals come from people looking for some variation of “happiness vs joy” …. I never would’ve dreamed that every single day someone somewhere would search for information about whether or not happiness and joy are the same thing. Who’d of thunk it? Certainly not I.
Debi, it is kind of weird, huh? I swear to God, every day there is some variation of the ‘shit’ search. Clearly some people have too much time on their hands. LOL.
I am sure that folks enjoy finding a one stop shit happens blog.
Fabulous! So I am sort of the KMart of the shit happens blogs? I wonder if Martha Stewart would be willing to do a guest post. 😉
I love keyword searches. They give the best giggles.
They really are a hoot, aren’t they?
LOL, that’s funny about the “shit” search terms.
“Coolest shit on the internet” LOL
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