I really hate tests, though I’m usually pretty good at them. Then there are some folks who are just faking it. What’s really scary is that these are real answers given by real attendees of Traffic School given by the California Department of Transportation.
Although, it sure can make you feel smart once you read some of these bonehead’s answers.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.