Schtoopid, Schtoopid Meem

Okay, so since my head has apparently emptied itself of all content, I went searching for writing prompts and memes and had little to no luck. So, I’ve decided to put together a completely nonsensical meme based on a few questions I saw and liked and a couple of my own.

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What is your favorite vacation spot? Why?
My mind – because I never have trouble booking a flight.

If there was one person who best exemplified everything that you are against, who would that person be? Who is the “anti-you”?
Barney the Purple Dragon.

Are bloggers the rockstars of tomorrow?
Only if middle-age and support stockings appeal to the masses.

If tomorrow morning you woke up ten years older, what would be the first thing that you would do?
Call my cardiologist and warm my bedpan.

How do you know when someone is your friend?
They don’t turn and run when they see me coming.

List 10 words that you would like to hear more often in everyday conversation.
cocadoodledoo unctuoussmarmydiscombobulated– – chaise loungenimcompoopmunchkinnubile repugnant copacetic

What was your last dream about?
Singing show tunes in public (and quite well, I might add) and prescription strength deodorant.

What would the title of your memoir be?
I Couldn’t Help Myself.

Who will you blame for this meme?
Cassie, the political idiot.

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Okay, there you have it, the meme of desperation and empty-headedness. Feel free to tag yourself or anyone else you may want to annoy. πŸ˜‰ WC

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8 thoughts on “Schtoopid, Schtoopid Meem

  1. I’m with you on Barney. I think he’s the “anti”-everybody.
    I do so like “smarmy” and use it whenever possible.
    My favorite vacation spot?
    Bermuda.

    ~

    Ooooh, I love the word smarmy – it’s so smamalicious, don’t you think? We could start a trend or something. πŸ˜†
    A

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  2. I love your dream!

    Hey Queenie!
    It’s funny, it was one of those dreams where it took me about a day to realize that it hadn’t actually happened. For most of the next day I kept thinking, now where was I when I did that? πŸ˜† Thank God, Freud is dead as a doornail or he’d have a field day with my dreams. πŸ˜‰

    WC

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  3. Discombabulated!!!!!!!!
    You have no idea how much that words means to me. I love the sound of it, I love its meaning. And I use it at least once a day!!!!

    Great meme by the way!

    You rock Ms Chick!

    Hey hey my little Spazaroo! Is discombobulated a swiss word? I always hear it with a slightly Germanic accent in my head, you know? πŸ˜‰
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  4. “What is your favorite vacation spot? Why?
    My mind – because I never have trouble booking a flight”

    That one hit so close to home it made me spontaneously grin! My trouble seems to be that for a long time my mind has seemed to be such a scary place to venture I’ve only recently lifted a 30+ year old travel advisory on it.

    Thanks for the insight and the chuckle.

    Hey Darren,
    LOL – 30 year travel advisory – very funny.
    WC

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  5. for awhile i put a ‘sm’ in front of people’s names…i.e. smannie. smicheal. smimberly.
    i don’t know why. i may use the meme this week just because you see, i’m also empty headed.
    and this made me laugh. as always. smiter chick.
    πŸ™‚
    happy friday.
    kim
    ps. great flappy chicken on the right. he’s adorable. reminds me of my brother.

    Hey Schkimmie!
    Feel free to do the meme – it’s not really a meme just a bunch of goofy questions strung together – but hey, if you suffer from empty-head-itis, I feel your pain. πŸ˜‰
    Annie

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