1. You’ve been wearing the same bra for the last two years and figure it’s got at least two more years before the elastic totally goes.
2. You’ve had the same hairstyle since you were three
3. You don’t know that ruffles don’t look good on anyone over the age of five.
4. You’re waiting for blue eyeliner to come back
5. You think beige is the new black
6. You’re using your son’s backpack for a handbag
7. You think lime green looks good on you
8. You’re still wearing the blue sweatpants that require a big safety pin to hold them up.
9. Spandex is the mainstay of your wardrobe
10. You’re still wearing your maternity clothes from five years ago because they are so comfortable.
11. Maxine is your role model
As usual, feel free to add to the list.