Random Thoughts #124

  • Shouldn’t toilet paper really be called butt paper?
  • Does anyone else think that mail is a sexist term?
  • I blame baggy gansta pants for childhood obesity (I mean who could tell?)
  • Would anyone object to a group called the White Panthers? How about the National Association for the Advancement of White People?
  • How come a loaf of bread costs the same as a gallon of gas?
  • If our objective is to reduce unemployment, why do we keep paying the unemployed?
  • If our government can deficit spend as a matter of course, why don’t my credit card companies let me do it?
  • Do you think the people who want to build a mosque at Ground Zero will let us erect a Catholic church in Mecca?
  • How stimulating are these? Or this?
  • If time waits for no man, does it give women a break?
  • If the corrupt congressional swamp is drained why are there still so many people in it?
  • If you have low self-esteem would anybody want to steal your identity?
  • Does anybody besides the media really care that Chelsea Clinton got married?
  • How come we the People can’t get a job but the government has zero unemployment?
  • Why did it take so long to send Lindsay Lohan to jail?
  • American Idol is still on the air?
  • If the boy scouts are racist and exclusionary why isn’t the Black Caucus?
  • Is everything in the known universe still George Bush’s fault?
  • Is Robert Gibbs the unknown BeeGee?
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2 thoughts on “Random Thoughts #124

  1. Oh my head hurts from so many poignant questions. HOWEVER, I know of at least two things Bush is not responsible for…..

    Squawkbox daughters #1 and #2. They are all my fault well and their mother can take some credit too. 😉

    However again, I can think of one good thing GWB caused indirectly…… our friendship. Heck it was a rant about Bush that caused one or the other of us to comment on the other persons blog.

    Hey Squawky!
    Yup, we done come together over GW – so at least there’s that. I’m sure your daughters are not reason to place fault or blame – in fact, if they are like their parents, I’d have to say they must be outstanding human beings.

    Love,
    Annie

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  2. all good points raised lol, here’s another:

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

    Dom

    Hey Dom welcome. That made me really laugh out loud. Thanks for the insight and the chuckle. 😆
    Writer Chick

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