Weird Chick 3

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Weird Wednesday has rolled around once again I have scavenged the internet to bring the best and the brightest of the weirdest. And if you click on the pic above, you’ll get shot over to a nice little article about Tim Burton’s soon to be released version of Alice in Wonderland. And yeah, that is Johnny Depp is his own colorful delicious weirdness.

In the News…

This poor guy got a little high and tried to do the javelyn moose jump over a couple of Japanese cars. In part, the article states:

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Witnesses appear uncertain as to whether the moose was tranquilized before or after it fell on to both cars, causing $3,000 in damages. Car owners Chris Hair and Cassi Elton were told by Utah Division of Risk Management they would receive no compensation for the damage, as there was no negligence on the part of animal control officers.

Click on the moose to get the full scoop.

Whacky vid #1 from a classic source:

Whacky vid #2 that also incorporates our nominee for weird food of the week – this is a can’t miss, folks.

Weird Art – is it Live or Memorex?

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And finally…

Weird Products which I believe speak for themselves

you-can-shave-the-baby

What child doesn’t want their own babydoll to shave? Seriously?

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And what pretty girl doesn’t want to preserve her pearly whites by using Blow Guard – yes folks, that really is the name and shit, I just had to post this.

And so ends another weird Wednesday – we hope you had fun and may you stay forever weird.

Weird Chick

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I thought it might be fun to make Wednesdays the official weird post night. Hence “Weird Chick” has been born.

So for your weirdness I bring you:

The Musical Condom

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for those of you who like to serenade their loved one during love making. You can find this amazing item here

In weird news there is this story:

Woman Claims Loss of $1 Million Mattress
By IAN DEITCH

JERUSALEM (June 10) — An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites on Wednesday.
The woman told The Associated Press that she bought her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise present on Monday — and threw out the old one.
The next day, she said, she remembered that she had hidden her life savings inside the old mattress. “I woke up in the morning screaming, when it hit me what happened,” said the Tel Aviv woman, who asked not to be identified. (click the link for the rest of the story)

This vid will show you proper handling and etiquette for your butt.

And just in case you were into a little shopping tonight, you might want to check out this place to find just the right dancing shoes – click on image for linkage.

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Well, I don’t know about you, but I think this is enough weird for one night, eh? 😉