Wow, This Really Bugs Me…

Imagine the horror and disdain this must have created at the local Pennsylvania post office where it was discovered that giant, mutant beetles were being mailed to folks stateside.

Yup, that picture you see is the actual item they found in the boxes. Seems there were some serious breeding plans in the works and were it not for the eagle ears of an easily creeped out postal worker we might be seeing headlines describing giant killer beetles.

What really gets me is where the heck are these people’s brains? Do they really think that someone wouldn’t suspect a package that is tapping out morse code, when it’s supposed to be a box of candy? Jeez.

I’m not sure what they did with the beetles but likely, PETA made sure they were retired to some new age petting zoo.