The Terrible Two’s

My buddy Reggie sent me a little email meme and it inspired me so much that I jazzed it up and thought I’d post it here.

Funny how things come in two’s…or is it three’s? Hmmm…. πŸ˜‰ WC

Two names you go by:

1. Annie
2. Stupid Cow

Two names you’d rather go by:

1. Princess of the Universe
2. Emma

Two things you are wearing right now:

1. Sneakers
2. Sweats

Two things you’d rather be wearing right now:

1. A handsome, horny man
2. A dress made of $50 bills

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

1. An agent
2. My novel published

Two things you don’t want very badly at the moment:

1. Any kind of disease
2. Acne

Two things you did last night:

1. Read
2. Cooked

Two things you wished you done last night:

1. Dined with the President
2. Signed a publishing contract

Two things you ate yesterday:

1. Tri-tip stir fry
2. Breadless turkey sandwich

Two things you wished you ate yesterday:

1. Snickers Bar
2. Chocolate, chocolate-chip Hagen Daas

Two people you last talked to:

1. Roomie
2. Zelda

Two people you wish would talk to you:

1. God
2. Eric Clapton

Two Things you’re doing tomorrow:

1. Submitting to more agents
2. Drum up work

Two things you wish you were doing tomorrow:

1. Having sex on a private beach
2. Depositing gobs of money in my bank account.

Two longest car rides:

1. California to Florida
2. Florida to California

Two cars you would like to drive:

1. Baby Humvy
2. Beamer

Two favorite holidays or vacations:

1. Christmas
2. Fourth of July

Two holidays that should exist but don’t:

1. National Blogger Day
2. Give Away Money Day

Two favorite beverages:

1. Diet Coke
2. Coffee

Two beverages you’re not allowed to drink:

1. Jack Daniels
2. Tequila

25 thoughts on “The Terrible Two’s

  1. HA! That would make a great meme! I loved the two things you’d rather be wearing too. That was a riot. I also wish God would talk to me. He probably has tried but I had my stereo turned up too loud. πŸ˜‰ And who calls you a Stupid Cow? Lemme at ’em! Lemme at ’em!

    Hmmm….stereo turned up too loud – now that could be the problem. πŸ˜†


  2. You seem to have sex, money, and Snickers on your mind. We are sharing a few thoughts it seems.

    Who knew we had so much in common? πŸ˜‰


  3. Your two favorite beverages are my two favorite beverages. I guess great minds drink alike.

    Yes, indeed. Great minds do think .. ah.. er… drink alike and you are quite the punster, 2LD. I think I should make you be my friend. πŸ˜‰


  4. Very nice list.
    Very Annie-like.
    Wonder what the list is going to be when your “wish I’d have/have done/will do” becomes the “did”.
    …… can’t wait. πŸ™‚

    Well, honey
    If the wishes become the dids, you’ll be the first to know. πŸ˜‰


  5. With our CURRENT President? ……of the USA????

    Why, yes…our current president. I happen to get a kick out of him. And no groaning – I don’t mind that you worship Obamalamadingdong. πŸ˜‰


  6. Gotta go with Fuzz on this one.
    Damn he’s one smart cookie.
    Two things you wished you done last night?
    Come on, Princess of the Universe . . . come clean :mrgreen:

    Hey man, I shower every day. What you mean, come clean? :mrgreen:
    Princess of the Universe


  7. Has anyone else noticed WC is ignoring us? πŸ˜€

    Am not. I’m just off doing writerly stuff. That shit takes time, you know? πŸ˜‰


  8. I just linked to you from Harvest of the Daily Life, love your blog! Just wanted to say hello, and I love your list idea!

    Hi Lori and welcome to my little dive. I’m glad you find the place to your liking. Please feel free to drop by any ol’ time and tell us what’s on your mind.


  9. HAHAHAH LOE THAT MEME and that kid scares me πŸ™‚

    LOL Kaylee – Truth be told, I distorted the picture somewhat for effect. Apparently it worked. πŸ˜‰


  10. Fun! You get kudos for completing this… I always fail when i try to fill those out. ADD or something…

    Hey T!
    I actually kind of distorted the whole thing. Seems I can’t just leave a simple meme alone without doctoring it up. I’m funny that way. Glad you got a laugh out of it.


  11. This was awesome, Annie…..although I’m having a hard time with the Stupid Cow!!??????

    Hey Gracie!
    Oh it’s a little ditty Zelda and I do. We do horribly bad impressions of the Monte Python gang and call each other ‘schootpid, schootpid cow’ – for some reason it always reduces us to hysterics. Yeah, I know, it doesn’t take much to please us. πŸ˜‰


  12. By the look on that kids face I would say she needs a bit more fiber in her diet….;)

    Yeah Ger, fiber and maybe a little smack on the tushie. πŸ˜‰


  13. Oh I’d like to take a kick at him…errr I mean I get a kick out of him too. πŸ˜€

    Well, pardon moi, don’t let us piddlin’s interrupt that writerly shit ya got goin on. *mwah*

    Hope the shit is coming out writerly like. πŸ˜‰

    Oh my, did I actually use the word, sh*t? My bad. Sorry, this week is heavy with learning, writing and excitement. You gotta grab the opportunities when they come, eh?


  14. By the look on that kids face looks like she is about to have a “terrible two” WC

    Ger, I think there is much speculation that could go into that picture – I really do. πŸ˜‰


  15. LOL!!!!! πŸ™‚
    You are hysterical.
    So tonight I wish for you an agent who not only is going to take you straight to the NY Times Bestseller list, but is also a handsome, horny man who never fails to adorn you with fifty dollar bills and snickers bars.
    You are too much. Loved this post.

    Wow Kimmie,
    If only you were my fairy godmother I’d be stylin’ about now. πŸ˜†


  16. Ha, ha, I printed this out, you are TOO funny!

    Two things you want very badly at the moment: 1) an agent; 2) my novel published

    (I empathize)

    Speaking of which, what’s your novel about?

    Hey Marion!
    Glad it gave you a chuckle. The novel is a murder mystery, with flashbacks and twists and turns. Hehe. Still querying agents – have a couple who seem interested. Fingers crossed.



  17. I just feel sorry for the parents, looking at that kid. I get a sense they might be in for a world of misery when she gets older.

    Loved your list, Annie. I say we start a petition to get you named Princess of the Universe. It’s the truth, after all. πŸ˜‰ And I could really go for a snickers about now. Yum.

    Oh CJ! (*gush*) do you really think I’m the Princess of the Universe? LOL. Wouldn’t that be nice?


  18. Wow, a murder mystery! I have always always wanted to write a murder mystery. Let me know when it gets published; maybe self will fly down there to celebrate with you!

    Oh Marion what an incredibly sweet thing to say. I would be delighted if you would fly down for the book signing. Now, all we have to do is get some publisher to publish it, yes? πŸ˜‰


  19. No shit happened to me….you just couldn’t believe it shit slipped from your keyboard…I said, shit happens.

    But if you wanna talk about shitty thing that happen…I’m all yours….bwahhahahah

    I totally didn’t understand a word of this but then this is one of the things I love about you. πŸ˜‰


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