The Terrible Two’s

My buddy Reggie sent me a little email meme and it inspired me so much that I jazzed it up and thought I’d post it here.

Funny how things come in two’s…or is it three’s? Hmmm…. 😉 WC

Two names you go by:

1. Annie
2. Stupid Cow

Two names you’d rather go by:

1. Princess of the Universe
2. Emma

Two things you are wearing right now:

1. Sneakers
2. Sweats

Two things you’d rather be wearing right now:

1. A handsome, horny man
2. A dress made of $50 bills

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

1. An agent
2. My novel published

Two things you don’t want very badly at the moment:

1. Any kind of disease
2. Acne

Two things you did last night:

1. Read
2. Cooked

Two things you wished you done last night:

1. Dined with the President
2. Signed a publishing contract

Two things you ate yesterday:

1. Tri-tip stir fry
2. Breadless turkey sandwich

Two things you wished you ate yesterday:

1. Snickers Bar
2. Chocolate, chocolate-chip Hagen Daas

Two people you last talked to:

1. Roomie
2. Zelda

Two people you wish would talk to you:

1. God
2. Eric Clapton

Two Things you’re doing tomorrow:

1. Submitting to more agents
2. Drum up work

Two things you wish you were doing tomorrow:

1. Having sex on a private beach
2. Depositing gobs of money in my bank account.

Two longest car rides:

1. California to Florida
2. Florida to California

Two cars you would like to drive:

1. Baby Humvy
2. Beamer

Two favorite holidays or vacations:

1. Christmas
2. Fourth of July

Two holidays that should exist but don’t:

1. National Blogger Day
2. Give Away Money Day

Two favorite beverages:

1. Diet Coke
2. Coffee

Two beverages you’re not allowed to drink:

1. Jack Daniels
2. Tequila